Overall: 🐢🐢🐢 Storyline: ★★★ Writing Style: ★★★ Characters: ★★.5 Enjoyment: ★★★★★ "'I have responsibilities, Fido.'... 'So do I, Dracula'"
Book Review – This Way Lies Madness by J.A.C. Beardmore
Overall: 🐢🐢🐢🐢 Storyline: ★★★★ Writing Style: ★★★★ Characters: ★★★★ Enjoyment: ★★★★★ "As long as an entity is sincerely believed in, it can continue to exist."
Book Review – Squatch Watch by J.A.C. Beardmore
Overall: 🐢🐢🐢🐢 Storyline: ★★★.5 Writing Style: ★★★ Characters: ★★★.5 Enjoyment: ★★★★.5 "Don't hate me 'cause I'm interesting."
Book Review – Death by Chocolate by Sally Berneathy
Overall: 🐢🐢🐢 Storyline: ★★★.5 Writing Style: ★★★.5 Character Development: ★★★ Enjoyment: ★★★.5 "I don't love him the way I love chocolate and Coke."
Book Review – Assistant To The Villain by Hannah Nicole Maehrer
Overall: 🐢🐢🐢🐢 Storyline: ★★★★ Writing Style: ★★★★ Character Development: ★★★.5 Enjoyment: ★★★★★ "You can't just kill people and be pretty. It's confusing."
Book Review – Shit, Actually: The Definitive, 100% Objective Guide to Modern Cinema by Lindy West
Overall: 🐢🐢🐢🐢 Storyline: ★★★★ Writing Style: ★★★★ Personal Growth: ★★★ Enjoyment: ★★★★★ "Keep this metaphor with you always - it is very useful when you have more than one problem at once. Sometimes you have to let the T.rex fight the raptors."
Book Review – The Battle For Verdana by Brett Salter
Overall: 🐢🐢🐢🐢 Storyline: ★★★.5 Writing Style: ★★★★ Character Development: ★★★★ Enjoyment: ★★★★★ "He did like trees though. He really appreciated their flammable tendencies"
Book Review – Windy City Ruins by Brett Salter
Overall: 🐢🐢🐢🐢 Storyline: ★★★.5 Writing Style: ★★★★ Character Development: ★★★.5 Enjoyment: ★★★★.5 "You're bravado is a lot more convincing when you're a forty-foot, fire-breather."
Book Review – Riders of Fire and Ice by Brett Salter
Overall: 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢 Storyline: ★★★★.5 Writing Style: ★★★★.5 Character Development: ★★★★ Enjoyment: ★★★★★ "There was so much paper in this room that Rome would certainly have to be careful with his eye auras. It would only take one stray flicker to turn the whole place into a towering inferno."
Book Review – The Search for Synergy by Brett Salter
Overall: 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢 Storyline: ★★★★.5 Writing Style: ★★★★.5 Character Development: ★★★★★ Enjoyment: ★★★★★ "The portal was opening!"